Explaining Sex by PCK.

> > > Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
> > > > Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
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> > > > Aloy : Why is making love so
> > > > enjoyable ?
> > > > PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable
> > > becaws,
> > > > same like when you dig your nose
> > > > with your finger mah !
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> > > > Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
> > > > more
> > > > than men?
> > > > PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
> > > > dig
> > > > dig your nose, your nose feel
> > > > better than your finger, right ?
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> > > > Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
> > > > get raped ?
> > > > PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along
> > > the
> > > > load(road),den someone come over
> > > > and dig your nose, you like or
> > > > not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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> > > > Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
> > > > sex
> > > > when she is having her menses?
> > > > PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding,
> > > you
> > > > still go and dig meh?? Siao ah !Use
> > > > your Blain(brain), use your
> > > > blainnn ..........
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> > > > Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
> > > > wearing condoms when they are making
> > > > love?
> > > > PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
> > > ah,
> > > > you like to dig with a glove
> > > > on your finger or not ? Not
> > > > the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
> > > > (correct) or not?
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> > > > Aloy : Why is making love carried out
> > > > in
> > > > private ?
> > > > PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
> > > > your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
> > > > nose in flont of your whole
> > > > class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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> > > > Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
> > > > are very good.
> > > > PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
> > > > and
> > > > JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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> > > > Get it nt..haha, like PCK!!
> > > >
> > > > Pass it around...giv them a big laugh
> > > > out loud!!