Monday, March 30, 2009

wel its long since i last log in n actually blog again..^^




helo all, miss me?:P (si ai bin)=.="'
wel, kinda long no log in..
Lots of stuff happens..
-1st, my grandpa pass away..2th Dec 2008.
At General hospital..
sad lo.. but hmm got 2 accept it..

-My great grand aunty 14th Feb 2009.
*the anuty who i post up agged 100 one lo...haiz..
really kinda sad u know...

It was like valentine day lo, then after skul go spring wit gal gal eat n all,.
Suddenly fon call..
Dexter: hello...
Dad: whr r u ?
Dexter: spring la..
Dad: ur great grand annty pass away..
Dexter: wat! omg!(stunted n shocked)
i cut the fon n tell gal i got 2 go her house(aunty).
Lunch finish quick n went her house striahgt...
hmm...
her face...peace ful...
*now stil feel kinda something or some1 missing..

Thursday, July 31, 2008

iTs my Great GrandAunt's 100th Old Birthday!!

Hi again...

Well, wat i wanna say is Happy Birthday!!

Its is my Great GrandAunt's 100th Birthday!!
On 10th July 2008.

Its her world tats wat we call it...^^

She is Born in 1909 in a Village near Swatow,China.
tHe only daughter of a rich textile merchant.:p
wow.. Damn long ago...

Well, my aunt(aunty Connie Lee)
Made a book For her, Called her world.

Well...something wrong wit uploading lo..
(the pic wil be up soon)....^^

oh.. hey.. there it is..hehe..

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Tis is her Birthday cake n her own book call Her World.


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tats our group photo... ( can u find me?)

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Tats my Bros wit my Grandparents lo...hehe... im tall!


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Tats my family lo..

Anyway, i got a lot of pic whr u can view at


Oh u enjoy...
That all from me 2day..
c ya..

Hi, its been a while^^

Hi all..
Tis been a while since i actually blog! Omg.. my english sucks when i write blogs,, i need to polish up liao haha..

Anyway, for those who visit my blogspot.
I WOULD LIKE 2 SAY WELCOm3!!! To Forest-MonkeyTM haha..

yea it DEXTER here..aka blackie, o lang, black dog, DEX n etc..
( i dunno y i got so much nicknames)..

Weird..^^ anyway... im 4givefull(4getful 2 be true)


There r some picture i TOOK from :
Kelvin Kho(My economi teacher"handsome guy")
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At Cooperative day"Kongsi Raya Stall"
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Our Choir Group from Prefect Board 2008 at SMK TAHO.
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tHe Craziest Group of "Monkeys"

U wnt Banana's?.... haha...


Sunday, September 16, 2007

Metal Gear Solid 4


Metal Gear Solid 4


The movie



Metal Gear Solid :The musical

Metal Gear Solid 4 :Guns Of The Patriots
For me, this is the most 3d n nices game i ever played.
All the actions, function and story line are great.
Best action game i ever played also.
If i have 2 rate this game in 1, i would give it a 8.

anyway, 2 let u all know that it is out now. at japen it is playing like hell..
but sadly it plays in PS3. I hope they produce it in PS2 version..

p/s: get ur analogs ready !! snake is on his way 2 Malaysia Soon!!!

Thursday, September 13, 2007


That a funny Merdeka post..^^


well, that me before attending a seminar. Not before test OK...

To all who knows me, wish u all Hari Merdeka ke-50.In english in Happy 50th Independent Day to our beloved Malaysia.

Next, this few weeks are HARD ,i tell u. I'm Having my mock exam for SPM!!! oso known as O-level examination.But this is jus the first preparation test for my real SPM Exam at 12 NOV 2007.It is jus about 2month time..Die!!!

Anyway, i wanna wish who is also sitting for this exam good luck n to others who sits for other exams.Lastly, best luck to all..

Bye bye now..^^

Friday, August 24, 2007

Tats wat they teach now a days...Haiz..

> > >Funny Bahasa Malaysia
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> > >Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
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> > >Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
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> > > Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
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> > >
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> > >Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
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> > >
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> > >Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh
> >
> > > orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh
> >
> > > bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua
> >
> > > masa dan keadaan.
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> > >
> >
> > >Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
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> > >
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> > >Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
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> > > Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
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> > > berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
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> > > kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
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> > > perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
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> > >Murid : Faham, cikgu!
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> > >Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
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> > >Murid : (senyap)
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> > >Cikgu : Pandai!
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> > >Murid : Bodoh!
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> > >Cikgu : Tinggi!
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> > >Murid : Rendah!
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> > >Cikgu : Jauh!
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> > >Murid : Dekat!
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> > >Cikgu : Keadilan!
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> > >Murid : UMNO!
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> > >Cikgu : Salah!
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> > >Murid : Betul!
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> > >Cikgu : Bodoh!
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> > >Murid : Pandai!
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> > >Cikgu : Bukan!
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> > >Murid : Ya!
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> > >Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
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> > >Murid : Oh Hamba!
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> > >Cikgu : Dengar ini!
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> > >Murid : Dengar itu!
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> > >Cikgu : Diam!
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> > >Murid : Bising!
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> > >Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
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> > >Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
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> > >Cikgu : Mati aku!
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> > >Murid : Hidup kami!
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> > >Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
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> > >Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
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> > >Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
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> > >Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
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> > >Cikgu : Kamu gila!
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> > >Murid : Kami siuman!
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> > >Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
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> > >Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
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> > >Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
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> > >Murid : Belum! Belum!
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> > >Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
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> > >Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
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> > >Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
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> > >Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
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> > >Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
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> > >Murid : Cukup ajar!
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> > >Cikgu : Habis aku!
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> > >Murid : Kekal kami!
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> > >Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
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> > >Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
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> > >Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
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> > >Murid : Belum, pandai!
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> > >Cikgu : Berdiri!
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> > >Murid : Duduk!
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> > >Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
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> > >Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
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> > >Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
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> > >Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
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> > >Cikgu : Rosak!
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> > >Murid : Baik!
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> > >Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
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> > >Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
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> > >Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
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Explaining Sex by PCK.

> > > Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
> > > > Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
> > > >
> > > > Aloy : Why is making love so
> > > > enjoyable ?
> > > > PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable
> > > becaws,
> > > > same like when you dig your nose
> > > > with your finger mah !
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > ------------
> > > > Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
> > > > more
> > > > than men?
> > > > PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
> > > > dig
> > > > dig your nose, your nose feel
> > > > better than your finger, right ?
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > ------------
> > > > Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
> > > > get raped ?
> > > > PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along
> > > the
> > > > load(road),den someone come over
> > > > and dig your nose, you like or
> > > > not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > ------------
> > > > Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
> > > > sex
> > > > when she is having her menses?
> > > > PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding,
> > > you
> > > > still go and dig meh?? Siao ah !Use
> > > > your Blain(brain), use your
> > > > blainnn ..........
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > ------------
> > > > Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
> > > > wearing condoms when they are making
> > > > love?
> > > > PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose
> > > ah,
> > > > you like to dig with a glove
> > > > on your finger or not ? Not
> > > > the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
> > > > (correct) or not?
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > ------------
> > > > Aloy : Why is making love carried out
> > > > in
> > > > private ?
> > > > PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
> > > > your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
> > > > nose in flont of your whole
> > > > class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > ------------
> > > > Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
> > > > are very good.
> > > > PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
> > > > and
> > > > JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > -------------------------------------
> > > --
> > > > ------------
> > > >
> > > > Get it nt..haha, like PCK!!
> > > >
> > > > Pass it around...giv them a big laugh
> > > > out loud!!